He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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