I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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