Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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