I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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