the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I have aggressive nipples.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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