so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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