I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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