I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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