it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Jerry, you need to find god
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
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