you win again, gameday.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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