But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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