Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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