I look better un-naked...
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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