i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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