I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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