I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
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