Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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