I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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