so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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