Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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