So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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