I must be too annoying 4 u.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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