i think i have herpe
just one?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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