just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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