just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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