please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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