if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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