I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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