I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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