We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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