Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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