I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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