He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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