After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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