pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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