i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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