Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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