FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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