You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Non-Jews are for practice
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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