doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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