just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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