I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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