you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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