i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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