party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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