Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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