Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
You ate ashes out of my bong
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