I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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