Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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