have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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