One girl and one boy is just not enough.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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