Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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