Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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