As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Randomize
