Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
she pinky promised me she was 18
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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