In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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